FunnyCuhh on Instagram: "Ah, paid gooning—a term so absurd it sounds like something you’d find deep in the back of an internet dictionary, alongside “fluffernutter” and “zombie-napping.” The concept? It’s basically when someone is paid to engage in an activity with zero intention of ever doing it in moderation, as if “going full throttle” was a career path. Imagine someone volunteering as a professional overachiever in nothing but the most unnecessary way—just for that sweet, sweet paycheck, no