The following is a satirical article from The Jerusalem Post's annual parodic Purim page, The Jerusalem Roast. Enjoy!

The weeks since President Trump’s inauguration has brought a near-daily slurry of executive orders — including one ending birthright citizenship. The order, issued on the first day of Trump ...

South Korean rapper G-Dragon has launched his first timepiece collection in partnership with Jacob & Co. With 28 baguette white diamonds and 48 multi-colored sapphires, the titanium timepiece ...

In his Feb. 19 column “Birthright Citizenship and 19th-Century ‘Illegal Aliens’’’ (Upward Mobility), Jason Riley writes that “the U.S.-born children of unlawfully imported former ...

(The Center Square) – The legality of President Donald Trump’s ban on automatic birthright citizenship hinges on a single phrase in the 14th amendment, and lawmakers are divided on its correct ...

If Donald Trump has his way and does away with the 14th amendment to the Constitution, doing away with birthright citizenship, none of us will be American citizens. That’s right. I am an ...

NEW YORK — Fabric and crafts retailer Joann Inc., which has been a destination for generations of quilters, knitters and lovers of crafts projects for 80 years, is going out of business and ...

An appeals court on Wednesday let stand an order blocking President Donald Trump from curtailing automatic birthright citizenship nationwide as part of the Republican's crackdown on immigration ...

Things within the new Bloodline aren’t going well in WWE. Solo Sikoa and Jacob Fatu have had heated confrontations over the past few weeks, fueling speculation that Solo could soon be kicked out ...

Our political class is aflame, and our lawyer-ocracy is up in arms over President Trump’s executive order limiting the scope of “birthright” (or “soil-based”) citizenship to children of ...