Last night at 2:17 AM, every child from Mrs. Gandy's class went missing.

But it feels borderline obvious to suggest this bonafide cult classic and ode to candy-coated cruelty, widely beloved by fans of homoerotic thrillers and broader bimbo cinema, for a column dedicated ...

The terrifying 80s movie rule that inspired the new Jack in the Box Midnight Meal is here. Full menu details and November 6th launch date.