I’ll gulp, fearing what’s coming, and mumble: “Do we have to?” You’ll say: “Yes.” I’ll whisper: “About what.” You’ll say: “Kitchen Bouquet.” Good grief, I’ll think to myself, they found out. They know ...

Remove the rack or insert pan from your roaster. Cover and preheat roaster to 325°F Optional, but recommended, brush your turkey with a browning sauce of butter, Kitchen Bouquet ($3, Target), and ...