But while Lt. Hopper (Kitsch) and his good-looking crew (Brooklyn Decker, Rihanna) perform admirably in their fight, the film does nothing for your confidence in the event of an alien attack. This ...

This article is from the archive of our partner . There's a sequence of scenes at the beginning of Battleship, the noisy new action picture from director Peter Berg, that is so ridiculous, so patently ...